Sadly, this doesn't surprise me

So, after mutliple attempts, this is what I got. When I write as myself I get:

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires. Analyze your writing!

But when I RP, no matter who it is and I tried various pups/entries, I get:

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires. Analyze your writing!

So...I have no idea XD