YOU DARE INSULT THE SPORK?? HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?! I have a spork collection in my drawer. You see, it's called the Spork Vault. A couple of friends and I like to have our own little clubby thingee; the lovers of the spork. See, we open the meeting singing "Three is a Magic Number" with added verses to the song, and then we recount our sporks and decorate special numbers matching birthdays or holidays. ^^ I'm a loser, I know, but it's much fun.